Wednesday, March 28, 2012

It's That Time Again

The Red Cross is pestering me for my blood again.

On The Vampire Diaries, as well as many other "vampires among us" stories, the good vampires subsist off blood stolen from hospitals and blood banks. It occurred to me the other day that this isn't very funny at all. Actually, it's rather monstrous. I have the most common blood type in the world, yet still I get these annoying reminders that supply is dangerously low, and I can only imagine it's because vampires keep stealing the blood, thinking they are doing a noble thing by abstaining from feeding on live humans, when, in reality, they are causing quite a nuisance to society and to me personally.

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